perringoinfernoensensay:

dekutree:

he trapped

MOTHERNATURE CAN DRAW A BETTER HUMAN ON AN ELEPHANT EAR THAN I CAN ON A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER


This adorable little fuck is a Golden Husktriever 

This adorable little fuck is a Golden Husktriever 

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

tsareina:


oh daaammnn guuuuurrrrrrllllll werk it

tsareina:

oh daaammnn guuuuurrrrrrllllll werk it

i-effed-it-all-up:

when girls think they are better than other girls because they are tomboys who engage in stereotypically “male” activities it makes me want to actually gouge my own eyes out because they are pretty much reinforcing the patriarchal idea that men are better than women without even realizing it and that is just incredibly sad

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

image

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals